Summer in Zurich

Zurich: pointy.

Zurich: pointy.

Being an international business mogul, from time to time I need to be in Zurich to conduct clandestine affairs away from the prying eyes of the taxman and righteous law enforcers.

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I was there this summer to embezzle money from the corrupt Wennerström corporation shortly before its very public collapse.

IMG_3654Zurich is painfully beautiful. The city lake is alpine fresh, and clean enough to swim in and drink (probably).

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Unlike most cities, there are no degenerating, bleak quarters to hustle quickly through, avoiding eye-contact with the natives, and pretend that they don’t exist. Zurich has solved inequality and poverty.

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And that’s also the biggest drawback. If you want to live in a bubble, then sure, go to Zurich. But after a while you too may need some balance (and a nightlife).

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Oooh, look, badass Zurich-

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This was the only graffiti we found, and it’s actually all part of some hippy restaurant venue, which was actually really lovely and pleasant.

IMG_3676With six-point instructions detailing the logistics of washing your hands, Switzerland is perhaps something of a nanny-state, or populated by retards.

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Undeniably, Zurich offers much more than just top-shelf money laundering.

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